T-E-D

T-E-D spells Ted. We hear this spelling frequently in our house.

Did T-E-D call?

Is T-E-D coming over for dinner?

I want to see T-E-D.

This soap smells like T-E-D.

T-E-D is my favorite.

T-E-D would really like this __________. We should get one for T-E-D.

And if she's not referencing T-E-D, we hear about F-I-G-G-Y which blows my theory of her not obsessing over me due to the number of letters it takes to spell M-O-M-M-Y.

And don't even bother pointing out that M-O-M is also a three letter word. I'll never be able to compete with T-E-D.