Here's how the conversation went-
Josie: toots in my lap
Me: Say excuse me Josie
Josie: Everyone toots Mom
Me: Really? So does Figaro (our cat) toot?
Josie: Yes!
Me: What about Moms and Dads?
Josie: Yes! And Grandmas and Grandpas!
Me: What about rocks and trees?
Josie: No way Mom.
Me: What about dogs and fish and turtles?
Josie: Not turtles Mom! They don't have butts!!!!
We're not sure if it was the 102 degree fever talking or the true wisdom of our daughter. Either way it was pretty cute.