I know these things to be true.....
1. Once upon a time Ted knew how to clean
2. Ted enjoys Christmas
3. Someone said something funny and Grandma is having none of it!
4. Again, Grandma does not think its funny!
5. Ted likes soccer
6. We all like soccer. And denim.
7. Chicks dig him
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| Muffin the cat |
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| Daycare kids |
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| Miss Josie |
8. He can occasionally catch fish
9. He drives a boat (with a Kool Aid mustache) like no man's business
10. He wears crazy costumes
11. Correction- Ted AND his friends wear crazy costumes
12. He can rock the bed head
13. He enjoys a good pair of Alf underwear
14. He is my most favorite brother
15. We all love this guy!



















