Josie's dog sitting services

Josie has discovered that dog sitting is a good way to make money and pretend to have a dog without the long term commitment (not to mention a very upset cat at home).

A few stipulations before engaging Josie in her sitting services:
1. You must pay at least $1
2. Your dog will be pampered
3. There is an additional fee for doo doo. This is because she sub contracts this service out to her mom. Josie has made it clear that "poop is gross".
4. Your dog will be walked, given treats and all around loved
5. Her sitting services are only available at the camper and are subject to termination at the first distraction. Again, back up care is sub contracted to her mother.

Anyone wonder why we're sticking to just a cat at home????